I have been in London for a year as of right.... now.
It has been a whirlwind beat-down of reality which has flashed past like a naked man in a full length jacket.
I've been to new places, London, New York, Montreal as well as Dover... yes, Dover (never going back). I went to Toronto, Edinburgh, Helsinki, Tallinn, Belfast, Glasgow and.. gawd damn you Dover, you were horrible.
I called the police twice. No-one died.
I rode my first rollercoaster, then five more.. I remain unconvinced.
I performed in the Edinburgh Fringe. I performed in London. I performed in Helsinki.
I had a job, lost that job, got another job, went to New York for a job and through it all did not starve.
I did have financial hard times, but I dug myself out, I survived.
I played village cricket in England.
I saw Weezer live.
I tried out hospital A&E.
I met Stewart Lee.
I started running and still hate running.
I played in the Scandinavian snow on a frozen lake.
I rode the tube in my underwear.
I lost my business and was in all the papers.
I did 101 things with a 101 people and made friends with them all. Except the ones I didn't.
It's been an amazing year which I just feathered over with the lightest of brush strokes. It has been an exceptional time in my life and while I do miss much about home, I think I'm just starting to find my feet and this adventure is just beginning.
Sorry Mum, maybe I'll pop home next Christmas.
It has been a whirlwind beat-down of reality which has flashed past like a naked man in a full length jacket.
I've been to new places, London, New York, Montreal as well as Dover... yes, Dover (never going back). I went to Toronto, Edinburgh, Helsinki, Tallinn, Belfast, Glasgow and.. gawd damn you Dover, you were horrible.
I called the police twice. No-one died.
I rode my first rollercoaster, then five more.. I remain unconvinced.
I performed in the Edinburgh Fringe. I performed in London. I performed in Helsinki.
I had a job, lost that job, got another job, went to New York for a job and through it all did not starve.
I did have financial hard times, but I dug myself out, I survived.
I played village cricket in England.
I saw Weezer live.
I tried out hospital A&E.
I met Stewart Lee.
I started running and still hate running.
I played in the Scandinavian snow on a frozen lake.
I rode the tube in my underwear.
I lost my business and was in all the papers.
I did 101 things with a 101 people and made friends with them all. Except the ones I didn't.
It's been an amazing year which I just feathered over with the lightest of brush strokes. It has been an exceptional time in my life and while I do miss much about home, I think I'm just starting to find my feet and this adventure is just beginning.
Sorry Mum, maybe I'll pop home next Christmas.