A few people have contacted me to congratulate me on an article I didn't write.
This one to be exact
While I admire the candor, I will never stop being a fan of the New Zealand cricket team, no matter how useless they may be.
I consider every bad performance to bring me one step closer to selection, so am always looking on the bright side.
I wonder if I'll ever meet this other 'Jeremy Brown', or indeed just find out his address and birthday, borrow his car without asking, purchase some dubious merchandise off the internet in his name or simply move in and pretend I own everything after taping my face over all his wedding pictures.
This one to be exact
While I admire the candor, I will never stop being a fan of the New Zealand cricket team, no matter how useless they may be.
I consider every bad performance to bring me one step closer to selection, so am always looking on the bright side.
I wonder if I'll ever meet this other 'Jeremy Brown', or indeed just find out his address and birthday, borrow his car without asking, purchase some dubious merchandise off the internet in his name or simply move in and pretend I own everything after taping my face over all his wedding pictures.
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